Gorillas, actually.

(Source: asianmovie)

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awwww-cute:

My curious kitty Koko

awwww-cute:

My curious kitty Koko

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gaijingarrett:

I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.

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pissphobia:

reminder to unfollow me if u think its possible to be racist against white people, sexist against men, “reverse-ableist”, cisphobic, or heterophobic

unfollow me if u think dysphoria is needed to be trans, transness is a medical condition/mental disorder, nb people/gender variant people are “transtrenders”, and new gender labels and neopronouns hurt the trans community

also unfollow me if you think autism needs a cure or support autism speaks

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dlubes:

koolaidicecubes:

dlubes:

if you ever have a crush on someone just imagine them making out with shrek. you will immediately stop having a crush on them and develop a crush on shrek instead

My crush was on Shrek originally, now you got me dreaming up some steamy ogre porn….

i know how you feel… i dont think ill ever be able to get ogre shrek

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theloserestloserwhoeverlost:

Bisexual: *ends up in same sex relationship*
Society: THEY WERE GAY. WHOLE TIME. YUP. JUST SCARED TO COME OUT.
bisexual: *ends up in opposite sex relationship*
Society: STRAIGHT PEOPLE JUST EXPERIMENTING. ALL OF THEM.

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monochromeninja:

Was not expecting that

(Source: iraffiruse)

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laddersoftherain:

queermagicalgirls:

condesces:

i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

#the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that one time

#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying

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Anonymous said: When girls go out wearing tiny, tight, skimpy outfits, I mean they have the choice to wear something else. some thing less provocative, so really girls are asking for it.

scalelectricity:

If you’re out in public and I see you’re not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you’re not wearing something to protect your head. 

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